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[dress up the stick man]

obviously you were kidding right?

This game is so terrible the art work looks like it was drawn by an 8 year old and the mario costume isn't dragable. There really arent a whole lot of clothing options and this game is really boring. If you want to submit a dress up game you have to have alot of options and make it fun. Maybe add some music options, backgrounds catagories for clothes and MANY clothes in each catagorie that show up when you click on it. ALso don't just make pants or shoes and then make them 7 different colors and call it alot of options. Cause its not. EPIC FAIL!
-FMA

megadudu responds:

thats great i don,t care

[Destroy All Zombies III]

AMAZING ZOMBIE GAME

Excellent well rounded zombie survival game. You even get to fight infinite zombie cows at the end. There is no lag what-so-ever and the guns that upgrade is a awesome idea. As well as bosses, this reminded me of buldurs gate kind of top down rpg gameplay. Well done.

[Factory: The Game]

fun but...

its fun for the first bit but after a while it gets a little redundant. Oh well a cool concept and some solid gameplay. one note though, on the apple level when you gotta wash it, I left the red thing on and a few things went through and an apple got stuck when stuff piled up and couldn't get through.

[Bushwaq'd]

very funny

A hilarious game about George W. and his money grubbing ways

[Guitar Geek]

*|* 100th review *|* <(^o^<)

Hey its your lucky day because I chose this game to be my 100th review! yay!
I liked this game because it was a DDR/Guitar Hero crossover and thats always cool. The songs were alright but what do you expect you can't use actual songs cause that would be copywrite infringement and the mean old people from hollywood would strap you with a magical lawsuit. Anyhow Having only 4 buttons wasn't a big deal for me since I play guitar hero on tour for the DS but still a strum feature would be good. My only huge concern is WHERE IS THE HARDCORE STUFF? I'm really amazing at guitar hero just like many others that probably played this game. I know you made it "pretty hard" but still you could have put it one extra song thats just retarded for us hardcore guys because on first try I picked geek and the hardest song. It was horribly easy I got 100%. To compare it I would say in Guitar Hero 3 the song even flow would most closely resemble the easyness of the song in this game.

[Nextgen Kirby]

hurting

You know just because there is a start button doesn't make this a game. Ya its funny because every kirby game sucks and is easy but still it seems you put at least SOME time into this and for that i feel really bad for you. Im passing this because I know it won't get blammed because of the effort, although minimal, you put in.

Spridea responds:

Well, doesn't make it a movie either, because there was only one frame after the button, NICE MOVIE THERE DUUUUUUUUUUDE, and also, if i put time into it, then i woulda fixed the fucked up old tween(motion tween in cs3 and under)
Also; zero is not passing, it's blamming.

[The quiz 0.1!]

well,

I had fun with this quiz particularly because of the flashing coolness on everything and the fact that all your questions were perfectly legit. Most quizzes have questions that come way the fuck outta left field that no one would know unless they look it up or have specific knowledge on that topic. You have funny little trick questions in there too so thats cool. The only thing I didn't like is after I completed the quiz it just said congrats blah blah blah. I wish you would reward us with something, idk what most people turn to porn for an answer but there are many other things you can use as a reward. No preloader which kinda sucks but its not a big deal. Where you really scored BIG points is the musical score. Holy shit Ace of Spades as the first song! excellent taste and then I see you actually had three in there, I love variety. Everybody's workin' for the weekend is a deadly song and then some linkin park just for icing on the cake. Entertaining quiz my friend you clearly know what people look for when they do a quiz Kudos!

MJMCartoonProduction responds:

Thank you very much =D

[Retarded Hunter 3]

go back to 1999

Lol i remember when crappy drawing, real world backgrounds and terrible animations of animals dying was cool. Back in 1999 when flash sucked and there wasn't much people could do except something terrible like this. You get a 1 because although the song was annoying as hell it still was better than the game... Wait a sec thats stupid you should get a 0 because the music was better than the game but really how much better can it be when its compared to 20 week old diarrhea in a desert. K I change my score a 0 for you this makes me want to die

Emuflash responds:

if u want to die, i can't help u, maybe... get a serial killer

[Tutorial: Flash Game]

short but effective

The most basic of games but still a good tutorial. Beginner game makers will definitely find this helpful.

[Redball 3]

mkay

fun but holy shit is it easy. I cleared all the stages second try. Maybe add more levels that are way harder or trickier. Maybe include a way to make your own and share them with friends in the future?