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fun

This game is fun especially trying to get those damn keys but holy shit you die alot! Im glad that it's infinite continues but god damn. Some parts I die in 1 second if I don't hold the UP button. Still a cool game with good controls for a keyboard. Although this would be alot easier with a joystick.

awesome

I wish it was a real game cause that actually looks like it would be epic. I think after this you should pursue this and make into one. It good have achievements and everything. For an April Fools joke it is the best one so far so wait to go. High fives for all.

my god

How do you make tetris unbearable? It was so slow, the tiles don't rotate the right way and the buttons are stupid I keep sending my bricks down instead of flipping them. Terrible!

alright wtf.

These games are getting old fast. Go back to old Newgrounds god dammit! Not to mention this game sucks big time. Incredibly boring.

good game, not very fun

It's a good game indeed but not very fun. the fact that they can only go diagonal is retarded. Very difficult to get those bastard in the cage. Great job though.

lol frogger

It's just like frogger accept you are dodging tanks and trying to stop a dictatorship. A fun game indeed.

One problem I noticed though is your timing with the tanks, at one point on level 2 the second row blocked the third row opening with ABSOLUTELY no way to get by it. So I had to die and do it again.

wow

I love these types of game they are just AWESOME! There is nothing I enjoy more than text adventures. This isn't as good as say, Homestarrunners, "Thy Dungeon Man." But the achievements and jokes make this a classic. Of course it should go in the adventure games collection!

i don't know what you did

Everytime this game finishes loading, firefox crashes. Did you intentionally do this you bastard or is there just an error with your game?

*tear

Wow.... I started this game not knowing what I was getting myself into and.... Just wow.

The art style, everything in this game was very well drawn and in it's visual glory it still felt simplistic and that is a really cool thing to see. I loved the characters, the backgrounds and the way you shadowed everything in the cave. Amazing. The colors were just right for the environment superbly done. I really likes the little effects such as, leaves rustling when you walk over them and the little glowing mushrooms as well as birds and particles. You really paid attention in this game and it shows.

The musical score was one of the best I've seen. Every song fit the environment. The opening song when you are taken through the landscape and the opening credits, was amazing. Really set the mood and it really made me feel like I was in a little world.

The gameplay was standard platforming with some puzzles and tricks as well as some secrets. I love that you added hats for him to find and wear, it really had me looking over every piece of the landscape. I like how you chose not to have the characters talk and just make grunts or noises when you came up to them and that's all. I found that when you were in the same room as the guy who was sleeping, it lagged quite a bit so good call on that one. I noticed that there was a little critter following me through the whole game and at the end I laughed. Everything about the gameplay is good, like the jumping. It had an excellent arc and distance for the obstacles and it felt real because he dropped faster and at a downward slope, alot like real jumping.

Three things I would like to ask you about.
1. that place with the grave, is that significant in any way?
2. The lake in moss town, Some guy said you could see spirits in it and I thought there might be a hat down there but no hats or spirits. Am I missing something?
3. Do the hats do anything like a different ending and how many hats are there?

Hats I found- baseball cap, Miners hat, Black skull mask, purple toque.

wow....

even with the best gun it takes a million years to kill anything. Very slow and not very fun. Please fix it by even starting us with more money seeing as you have to have a weapons, body, and legs. Maybe re-submit this after you tweak it up.

badseed1 responds:

Definitely needs tweaking. I like the idea, the gameplay is not really gameplay, it's just a step above automatically calculating results...

I'm just a man and this is a website and that's a hat. I have the creativity to make something great but lack the motivation so I just say fuck it and create shitty flashes. I have been known to rap and I will spend several dollars on a present for you.

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