full-metal-albatross's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[3000 AD]

What?

How can people call this crap, you get lots of upgrade options and you can put different weapons on your mech and lots of pretty explosions when you destroy everything around you ITS FREAKING AWESOME! Besides that it looks good even though its a top down the effects are cool to look at. I also like the story that goes along with it and its not always kill everybody sometimes you have to kill a specific building or collect data and stuff. An excellent game and time waster.

[Garage Escape]

not great

Not great but good I guess. A little too short and easy in some places impossible in others. oh well. Just kidding the real reason i don't like it that much is the whole way you move, you made it so easy to click away in all direction it should be one little area so when you are clicking around to find things you dont keep constantly clicking away from something and then have to click back.

[(Twisted) Cooking Mama]

lol

Silly Hippy Turkeys are for eating! I loled so hard when it had the whole "tofu turkey" thing. I was just thinking omg people eat that? It was pretty funny how this game makes killing turkeys seem as gross as possible by making the most disgusting hobo-style turkey dinner I've ever seen! Stuffing coming out of it that looks like dirty wool from a bums jacket and gravey with veins and feathers? All in all it reminded me of the real cooking mama and I always did want to do the fun stuff where you cut the shit out of a turkey! For that you get a 5

[Pixel Animal Hunter II]

wow cool

that was fun great job!

[Storm the House 3]

awesome

What a great game wait to go!

[Mercenaries 2]

i love this game more!

This game is sick!

[Dandy.]

too boring

Some people like mindless gameplay but I don't. I quit after level 1 so I didn't waste my time on this. Cool style I know you worked hard on it but the game itself is just too lame. I have no idea how this got front paged.

[Dogfight 2]

man I loved the first one and this one ...

...and this one is just as good. Great job

[Shore Siege!]

cool

cool

[GunChest Fighting Game]

fuck this game

no variety and only one fight. Not to mention poor graphics. But the real reason this game gets a 0 is because The enemy is so overpowered its stupid. her legs have way more reach than yours so even though your kicking she can kick you as well as she uses her special as much as she wants and takes away half your health which you cant avoid in one attack combo. I still beat it but i had to dash at her and dash away and be a total cheap ass. What a lame game.