full-metal-albatross's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Spewer]

Incredible

After a couple of hours I have finally beat this game including the bonus levels, and I feel satisfied. This is an incredible game with great art and a cool menu. (As far as menus go lol) This game showcases hilarious and innovative gameplay as well as a level editor! The level editor gives this game replay value and that is something you don't get in many flash games.

The levels themselves increased in difficulty at a good rate and they really challenge your intelligence as well as your platforming skills. I have to say that the final bonus level really had me smashing my keyboard and cursing that little pink bastard. That is the sign of an amazing puzzle game and you should be very proud of your work as I'm sure you are.

The short but very meaningful ending was just great. The fact that you can see the doctor in the background the whole game adds to the suspense buildup. I don't wanna spoil it but the ending made my eyes rain...

This is one of the greatest and most original games on Newgrounds or anywhere on the internet for that matter. What a perfect game for my 200th review. 200 YAY!

[Maps Escape]

challenges are good but good lord...

Escape games are always really difficult but this game is hard in a different way. First of all you can't just hide pieces in pictures and and what not like that. You have to literally click everything because it is impossible to see for some of them.

Any kind of lock box where you need to put in numbers is so hard because you are aloud to put in as many numbers as you want. You should make it so the max amount of numbers you can enter does not exceed the the numbers you need. On top of that you put things in completely random places like that little compartment in the floor in the first room. I still don't understand the fridge magnet thing and I thought it spelled MARCIE but I guess not.

There are numbers that say x=2 z=5 and y=7... What the hell is that for. You don't let the player know what the keys are for AND you start why is it you need to FIND the freaking instructions. You literally have to find the book telling you what to do. Also you need to put in visible arrows so that the player KNOWS they can go to other rooms. I had no idea until I started clicking around for a bit and clicked the side of the screen.

All in all it's a good effort but the game is very difficult for the wrong reasons and I should have problems with the puzzles, not the interface and the game itself. I'm sure you will improve your next game, good luck.

[Cross Swap]

good game and all but..

You can't even post your high score? What is that crap!? As far as your words go, most of them are words a 3rd grader would know. A few of them went as high as grade 7. Whoop dee doo. The game is fine and all but good lord don't tell people it will expand their vocabulary unless they are retarded.

edmister responds:

gonna add high scores now!

[Fox Fyre]

awesome

Really fun game and I like the setting. Great job.

[Atakachik!]

well he game sucks

but the story is too funny to matter. I love how you sound so serious about something so stupid. The game itself is a little bit fun I guess but the whole concept and the little story parts you put in drive this game. To anyone who reads this please watch the story parts because I would hate for you to give this a bad score. Great job man and I also liked the clay you used instead of just cartoons.

[Robot Dinosaurs]

amazing

This appeals to every man, woman and child on earth. You have dinosaurs, robots and lazer beams all rolled into one! As well as killer ROARS! The game itself is fun to play and I like the rechargeable lazer beam that makes different sounds depending when you fire it. Not to mention the parody on all those cheezy Japanese monster movies. I especially likes the end scene I laughed hard. The only thing I wish was in this game is, if you beat the game with the two dinosaurs you unlock a third "dinosaur" and it's the lazer head and when you fire it says, "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZUR!" and when you wait for it to reload it says, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZUR!"

[Concuss]

good game but...

The graphics are smooth and simple at the same time and I like that but unfortunately the gameplay is not very good. I like the whole concuss yourself thing but the delay is too long. You could still have the same puzzles without that stupid delay. Very hard to get up stuff without getting hit. There are some framerate issues and lag but I see you put in a warning so we can change the quality and that's a nice touch. Working to get your upgrades is cool but still the place is kind of a maze and for a game like this mazes = bad. Maybe a map of the place and your location along with locations of rock walls and gem stones would have been nice. Anyhow I hope you take that into consideration.

Btw, that gun he's using looks an awful lot like the shotgun from doom.... weird..

[Wall Street Massacre]

too short

I like the minigames although they are too short and the click to channel your rage thing is really gay. Very smooth and cool but why the fuck does he sound like Batman? Do you think it's cool to sound like you have a dick in your throat? Cause it's not. If this wasn't so retardedly short and if I didn't have to log in to vote on his death then this would be awesome. I'm not creating a fuckin account just to vote on something. Fuck you.

[Sniper Year One]

the best....

.... Sniper game I've seen. Not the best game but definately better than anything else. A few things you could add are maybe snipe rifle choices and upgrades. The missions were pretty easy but the look of it was awesome. I'm tired of shooting stick men, now I get to shoot shadows of real people. Maybe someday we will get to snipe real people!

[Tetris: Charity Edition!]

funny game

I thought it was okay and then I started getting sprites coming down and I was like, "What the fuck?!" Is it possible to get past that part or no? I couldn't help the children and now they are all dead.