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okay

I wouldn't be lying if I said I wish I thought of this first. Personally I don't think it's that annoying, but that's probably because I listen to Nickelback.

OOOoooo, get Troll'd Nickelback!

Yusuf responds:

lol, thanks.

ha ha

I actually thought you were going to show how the scenes would have actually gone in real life but this was good too. This is what I consider to be classic newgrounds. Completely random animation with bad quality art, Jpegs and of course nudity. High five for keeping it real.

Yea, he could have just climbed up the chain, but that would have been really cool, unexpected and a total shock. They realized after saw 3, having surprising and intelligent endings was totally gay and the audience agrees. <--(sarcasm)

hulster responds:

haha well i agree even to your sarcasm, to bad it is really hard to make an real anime about it.
because i have many spoof ideas.

thanks for the review

okay

That was really good, I hope you turn this into a series. I actually lauged out loud several times. especially when link randomly appears.

Excellent parody of the original pokemon games and all the pop culture and other video game references were funny as hell too. This was surprisingly well animated for a project of this type, great job.

You are looking at a very successful series, try to gain some exposure.

it was alright

There were some pretty funny parts in there but most of it was so incredibly boring. I have seen plenty of content from every animator in this collab and found it funny, so my sense of humor isn't a problem here. It seemed like the whole thing was hit and miss,

Seems to me the goal of this flash is to poke fun at racism, africa and current events. Over half of this flash does none of those things and I find myself sighing with boredom. A perfect example is adam phillips part, it was kind of funny the first time but just kept getting more and more annoying everytime it was revisited.

I give it a 7 because there was some good content that I really enjoyed, it's just too bad it was bogged down by all the garbage in between. My favourite part actually, is the ending with the animals and the phone call.

my thoughts

I found it funny that that easter egg in your flash was taken out because it sounded too sappy. The narration in your entire flash was extremely cheesy and as soon as I heard it i gave a big sigh. I do, however, like the animation and the art style, though it was a little too Japanese for my tastes.

That entry in her diary, the one with the word "nefarious", just seemed way off. I don't know what it is but the sentence sounds awful the way it's arranged. I also have to say that I was extremely put off by the quirky, kind of jokey, things like the sword fight. You really set the tone for this flash at the beginning as dark and mysterious but you constantly contradict it throughout.

The music was excellent for this flash, it was weird, mysterious and it really made me get a feel for the character's personality.

At the end I was quite surprised by the voice of the creepy doctor. I was like, hey is that max (HotDiggedyDemon)? Then I saw the credits and found out I was right. I assume that was you narrating the whole time and I have to say, you have a lovely voice. So as far as the voice acting aspect goes, you both did an excellent job.

Overall, the flash is polished, well done and a good watch. I have some minor complaints and annoyances but nothing that really brought the flash as a whole down. I look forward to the following episode and hope you take my review as the constructive critique I hope it comes off as. Congratulations on getting a top place in the Halloween contest by the way.

nice

I can appreciate the time and effort that went into this and for that I say well done. This really has no value as anything but a 3-second art piece so I can't say I will ever come back to again.

Now just imagine if you got a team of people together and you worked on something like this for an entire year. You might have an excellent, revenue generating flash movie on your hands.

Either way, fine job.

giogiogio4 responds:

there is an actual movie done like this, The entire thing was drawn over with vector. So 30 frames a sec at 2+ hours each times 60 secs per min times 120 mins. yeah its ALOT of work, i could never sit down for that long.

genius

I've always wondered about the dude with a valve on the back of his head. The reason I love this flash and it works so well is because it makes perfect sense. I think it's reasonable to think that everything in your flash could easily happen within the game. The propane tank exploding, the valve getting lodged in the back of his head and the idea of him surviving with it stuck there seems feasible. I always thought that the it was a picture of valve's head designer so he could turn his genius on and off.

The flash itself is excellent, the sound is very clear and the sayings you chose were funny and fit the scene. The artwork is pretty decent and the animation, although there isn't too much actually going on, is very smooth. Overall, your concept is what really makes this flash what it is and you should be very proud of yourself for coming up with it.

I love left for dead 2, I love valve, I love pie and now I love this flash.

Falconer02 responds:

Hey, thank you for the great review here. Appreciated greatly!

you know...

I really enjoyed this, the backgrounds were amazing and all of the details were very cool. You obviously put alot of work into this and it definitely shows. The voices actually sounded pretty good, although some of the saying were pretty cheesy :/ "huh, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" for example. I couldn't help but say, awwww, that was lame.

Everything ran pretty smooth and fluid although at times the animation skipped a bit but that might be my shitty computer. I like how you took something as simple as paying rent and developed an entire plot and expanded upon it. I know he's a thief but why isn't he killing anyone? It's not like if he gets caught, they will go easier on him for thievery than murder. He might as well kill everybody because stealing something like that would you get you hanged back then. But I digress...

Now you are probably wondering why I gave you a 6 when i loved the flash so much. Well, I'm disappointed that they are stick people. I know you love stick people and I do too but sometimes you have to use real characters when the situation calls for it. You have such beautiful artwork and backgrounds in here and it is completely ruined by shapeless, mono-colored stickmen. You're flash is on a very high level that stickmen just cannot reach, they bring the whole flash down. If you had an actual thief with a cloak and clothes, and full face articulation; I would be giving this a 10.

Don't take my 6 as a negative thing though, because I really do love this flash and I hope you make another. I just want to see you put even half the work into the characters as you did the backgrounds. You also might want to stay away from the cheesy one-liners as I said before, they were offensive to all 5 senses. Yes... i can taste, smell and feel the cheese.

Manfreak responds:

You really havent played the games have you. Sorry but I truly did lol when you said he should have killed everyone in the building THEN taken everything. What kind of master of stealth kills everyone lol? Also the cheesy one liners are in the games and thats something I really wanted to show in this animation but I understand your hate of them :P. This is fkn redicules with everyone giving me shit ratings for using stickmen. If I had them doing the usual killing stuff Im sure no one would think twice. Dont think its being critical by giving a low vote. You give 6/10 to animation less than 10 minutes long and with alot less work put into it. Im getting really sick of these responses becuase its annoying that people vote me down because the animation had more potential. Just vote on what you see not on what you could have seen and then maybe you might not get so dissapointed! sorry but this is really starting to piss me off badly.

Salty

Wow, I guess I don't need to eat a brick of salt-lick in the mornings anymore. I bet all of that dads problems could be solved by the electro-gypsy

nice

But seriously, wtf is that POPPING SOUND!

I'm just a man and this is a website and that's a hat. I have the creativity to make something great but lack the motivation so I just say fuck it and create shitty flashes. I have been known to rap and I will spend several dollars on a present for you.

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