full-metal-albatross's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Science!]

hello

this flash eats old man ass

[Madness Aggregation]

amazing

I have followed the madness series like thousands of others since the beginning and to my extreme surprise and joy I saw this in the portal while I was looking at new submissions. What an honor it is for me to be one of the people who gets to review something this great while it is under judgement.

Now to the review,
Like every episode of madness this is full of action and blood. On top of that though I loved how the storyline is progressing. I thought Hank was dead but no he is back and badder than ever. The action was rising and kept me on the edge of my seat. Clearly you have a firm grasp on how to tell a story using actions and body language because for guy that doesn't talk, I felt connected to the characters and when Deimos died I was shocked. Very epic death because of its simplicity. I just couldn't believe it. But I guess that's madness for ya right?

[Uncle Dumb-ass]

cheap?

The uncle isn't cheap he's just poor give the guy a break. Those nephews are assholes, if he can't afford the waterpark you should appreciate the beach lol. I just feel bad for that poor uncle. Anyways it was awesome good job.

[Sonic goes to Hell]

LOL

I don't know if it's the end music, the scary title music or the hilarious short 3 seconds of sonic in hell but this flash is epic and should go in some collection for it's hilarious stupidity. Oh man I've watched it a few times and it's just hilarious lol.

[Prostitute Mickey 2]

lol x2

Just like the last one, this is hilarious. there are alot of people saying this is wrong and to leave mickey alone (lol chris crocker) but they should get off newgrounds and play with their dolls. Mickey is fair game just like any other unfortunate cartoon in our society. Please continue this series it is hilarious. This is the kinda thing you would see on Adult Swim if they were aloud to do it. Freakin hilarious.

[2nd Annual Tank Awards]

Are you serious?

Did you really think this video was good or at all ready to be released? How could you? I can't believe this.

awards: Alright, first I am going to review the awards themselves. Why the hell did Chuck new tux win? "There she is" is 100 times better and I think 9/10 NG users can agree with me there. FancyPantsAdventure is fun but wtf Mastermind is not ONLY fun but also fun-ny. Clearly there is some kind of rigging going on with these awards. The actually categories were retarded. Wtf is wrong with you people, three awards? really? Why bother even posting this shit, clearly you have never seen a really awards show. I know in your oh, so busy schedule of sitting around playing street fighter and beating your meat to chun-li, you can't take the time to make a decent awards ceremony. This basically a slap in the face to the fans of your site you ungrateful piece of shit. I can't believe you did that.

The video itself: Tom you are a shitty actor I'm sorry this video blows ass because of you. You're not funny. Thanks for creating Newgrounds but don't think you're cool or funny because you're not. Why the fuck did you find it necessary to show all the different takes during the video? It should be one continuous video of the final cuts that are good and then at the end throw in the outtakes/redo's. Whoever edited this blows ass. Why, after everything we, as loyal fans, have done for you and Newgrounds, do you give us this disgusting excuse for an awards show.

MindChamber responds:

The awards show is supposed to be something that's fun, and whimsical, similar to alot of the content on the site. The Idea of making a super-serious award show doesn't really appeal to us since, that's not what newgrounds is all about.

Lighten up..

[HUMPTY...]

awww Humpty dun fell......

Dat made ma eyes rain...... {:*>(

[Flash Crusaders- Join Us!]

I'm speechless.....

Not really though that was amazing. How to I join for the love of god I am sick of little kids (the entire Kitty Krew) submitting shit and they think its funny because they are little kids. Little bastards.

The war is coming, when it does all peoples, religions, creeds and races shall stand together and fight. For they are the keepers and I am the shepherd. None will threaten life while those who believe still breathe. This is the hour of reckoning.
-The Book of Flash-
Tom- 13:37

[Watchmen trailer]

Why can't I watch this version!?

Lol screw the trailer I would take this movie over the real one anyday. I watched a nice little behind the scenes show today on the Watchman movie and that bastard director thinks he's all that and the studio wouldn't even let him make this movie until 300 came out because of all those piece of shit batman movies! 300 was good but that was only because of the hardcore gore and shock value of guts you don't usually see. THAT'S IT. I'm getting a little off topic.... what was I talking about?...... Oh yeah, the flash I just watched. Anyways it was awesome and even the jokes were only small ones they worked perfectly, that was hilarious. Especially when the guy is yawning because it takes him six years to fly out a freakin' window. Seriously, could he go any slower? The best part, obviously, was when I got rick roll'd at the end there. Only it was, Watchmen roll'd..... yeah................ I AM DR. MANHATTAN! RAWR!

[CIGAR WARS]

funny

pretty funny for the opening credits and the end credits as well as when you lit your smoke with the lightsaber I Lol'd pretty hard. Some people say this is very easy to do and that you don't deserve a high score and that this isn't even a flash. well they're wrong! If it's so easy why don't you people do it yourselves HMM? This is a flash because there was enough in this video that used flash to validate itself. retards.... Btw lol at those hairy ass arms and shoulders GOD DAMN. You put Chewbacca to shame!

RatherRandomReality responds:

Hahaha, reviews that mention Chewbacca crack me up every time. I didn't expect anybody to comment on this. And it appears that 1 out of 7 reviewers is concerned about my friend's hairy shoulders. Let it go, people.