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Total Medals Earned: 1,466 (From 166 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 25,670 Points

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Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Shop Empire

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)

Starter 5 Points

Build first booth

Contractor 10 Points

Fully upgrade the elevator

Hunter 25 Points

Catch 10 thieves on your mall

I Love NY 50 Points

Reach the 3rd City

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Shut Up And Fulp

Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)

Ascension 25 Points

Hi, my name is Tom

Castle Crasher 25 Points

And I just shaved, too!

Ding Dong 25 Points

I'd like to check myself in

Don't Drop the Soap 25 Points

Surprise!

Dong Rising 25 Points

Too much exposition

New Challenger 25 Points

Heh, Emily Queer, get it?

Office Party 25 Points

Not nerf guns this time, though.

Shitlist 25 Points

And your name is on it

Soul Bound 25 Points

This is in your history forever

Fulp Fiction 100 Points

Well aren't you special?

Sirtom93's Adventure!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Slender Survival

Medals Earned: 7/10 (130/330 points)

First Note 5 Points

Find your first note.

RUN! 5 Points

He saw you, run away!

Five Notes 10 Points

Find five notes!

Ten Notes 10 Points

Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you

Fifteen Notes 25 Points

Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!

Twenty Notes 25 Points

You have a lot of reading to do.

Twenty-Five Notes 50 Points

Oops you dropped a book...

Thirty Notes 50 Points

This is more than I read a year.

Thirty-Five Notes 50 Points

I can't believe you're still doing this!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Spring Ninja

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)

HIYA!!!!!! 5 Points

Kill your enemy

Kill everyone 10 Points

3 star a level

Persistence 5 Points

Die 100 times or more

Spring Ninja Half Way 10 Points

play 16/32 levels

Game Complete 50 Points

complete all 32 main levels

Master_Ninja 100 Points

3 star all levels