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Total Medals Earned: 1,466 (From 166 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 25,670 Points

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 7/20 (40/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!

Hot Ninja Moon Moon

Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)

Meat and Greet 25 Points

Unlock Meat Boy

Pieces of 8 25 Points

Beat the game with all 8 coins

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Flawless Victory 50 Points

Beat the game without dying

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 7/14 (70/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

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Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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Idle Pixel Slayer

Medals Earned: 2/15 (50/500 points)

1 25 Points

Enemy 15

2 25 Points

Enemy 43

10 25 Points

Enemy 253

11 25 Points

Enemy 260

12 25 Points

Enemy 274

3 25 Points

Enemy 92

4 25 Points

Enemy 134

5 25 Points

Enemy 162

6 25 Points

Enemy 176

7 25 Points

Enemy 197

8 25 Points

Enemy 204

9 25 Points

Enemy 239

13 50 Points

Enemy 281

14 50 Points

Enemy 288

15 100 Points

Enemy 298

Idle Pro Gamer

Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/85 points)

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Idle Slayer

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/490 points)

1 5 Points

Start an Adventure

100 5 Points

People start greeting you on the streets.

1000 10 Points

You get all kinds of presents from thanksful villagers.

100K 10 Points

People want to fight for you.

10K 10 Points

Your name is famous in several Kingdoms

10M 25 Points

People are naming their children after you.

1M 25 Points

A statue was build for you.

100M 50 Points

You are crowned to be the King of the Blobzone.

1B 50 Points

Thousands of Men fight under your regency.

100B 100 Points

You are seen as the greatest Hero there has ever been.

10B 100 Points

They even tell Legends about your Sword now.

1T 100 Points

Only you can save the world.