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full-metal-albatross
I'm just a man and this is a website and that's a hat. I have the creativity to make something great but lack the motivation so I just say fuck it and create shitty flashes. I have been known to rap and I will spend several dollars on a present for you.

Age 33, Male

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Regina, SK

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Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays!

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

Now the stranger started talking made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red
After Texas Red

Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death

There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather for a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

He never used that big iron properly... They say his shirt was wrinkled 'till the day he died.

...you do realize that the big iron is a high-caliber revolving pistol, right?

...you do realize that not all pistols are revolving right? I assume the time period this song takes place in is around 1865-1880. But that, of course, is beside the point because he couldn't afford a gun and instead used an iron he got from a mexican girl he met in El-Paso. I will post my "big iron" song fan-fiction so you can get the full story.

Is he joking? Tune in next time, same bat time sa- actually no, no.. too nerdy.

Hello, from Regina.

Hello, from me

I just got a message from Billy Mays. He says to get on more often.

MAYSSSS!!!! Kids pay, they pay with MAYS!

Well calling someone a "jackass" for wrong spelling might be a little bit offensive, but I am not going to hate on you and say: "Have a good time on Newgrounds!"

Who do you think you are!!?? Telling me what kind of time to have on Newgrounds, I'll have whatever the hell I feel like. Maybe I feel like having a really shitty time on newgrounds right now, maybe I'll visit your profile and have an awful time. my god just kill yourself and save us all from your oppressive stupidity.

Well , do with your time what you want then ;)

Yea, like ear-fucking your mother while you watch.

You ever played Chex Quest? Billy Mays loved Chex Quest.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/453192">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/453192</a>

I also herd Billy Mays laeked DragonForce.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/466211">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/466211</a>