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I'm just a man and this is a website and that's a hat. I have the creativity to make something great but lack the motivation so I just say fuck it and create shitty flashes. I have been known to rap and I will spend several dollars on a present for you.

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AlvissEdgehart 2010-04-09 02:52:20

Did you make this picture?

In my opinion he was real but a few of his stories might have been stretched out a bit.
Kind of like Santa Claus isn't real, but Saint Nicholas was.

full-metal-albatross 2010-04-09 02:52:20 (Updated 2010-04-16 16:42:01)

He may or may not have been the greatest con-man of all time. You shouldn't take the catholic faith or christianity seriously and pray to some guy who died 2000 years ago. Take the bible with a grain of salt and just follow the good morals and values its stories give you. I think of the bible as a book of guidelines that help you make good decisions and help people learn right from wrong. You can live a good life without praying and wasting hours boring yourself to death in a church.

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-06-07 22:48:09

For the record, that will insult a large portion of Christians. He existed in human form, he's now in heaven, and there's nothing to prove it wrong. The Bible is a history textbook because it's true, everything in it. People didn't believe in the Hittites, well we found Hittite archaeology. We also found Noah's Ark and the Dead Sea Scrolls, the latter of which, if it weren't in a dry environment, wouldn't even exist.

The Bible isn't some story book that children read. And nobody carries one that's several feet across, that just ain't done. Yes, there are good morals and values, but the thing records history. King David, Herod the Great, Jesus Christ, all of those people existed, and what they did was real.

Also, not all church is boring. I go to this one where video games are set up for after service. And I like it. Perhaps you went to some cathedral and the priest just droned on, never cracking a single joke. Trust me, the pastors at Harvest crack a lot, and they're very often funny.

full-metal-petticoat 2010-06-08 11:56:19

Are you INSANE Treviabot????? WOW!!!

For one, no one should have to tip toe around out of fear of insulting a religion since there are 100's of them.. They can grow a backbone.

For two... Are you absolutely serious in saying there is nothing to prove that Jesus in in fact NOT in heaven??? Are you KIDDING??? There is LOTS of proof against heaven existing and Jesus living there... You sound like a crazy person right now! And EVERYTHING in the bible is true?? It's a HISTORICAL TEXTBOOK???? WOW!! Even the religious fanatics and hardcore Christians know that THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL!!! There are things in the Bible that are fairytales and absolutely 100% completely IMPOSSIBLE.... A historical textbook would be something full of FACT and PROOF. The Bible is a fairytale, written by MAN, and revised SEVERAL times over the years... You are ridiculous and I literally LOL'd hard at your comment.

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-15 09:41:02

I ought to be asking if YOU are insane. I never said anyone should flipping dance around some religion. But evolutionists are, along with other groups. The reason why nobody realizes that is because nobody admits it.

I really don't care if you believe it or not. Those "Christians" who believe the Bible is a history book give real Christians a bad name. The kingdom in Israel did exist, as we have proven history of battles between said kingdom and the Phillistines. We've also found Phillistine artifacts. What more proof do I need for my beliefs than what I have? You have no proof that there is no Heaven and no Hell, that people evolved from monkeys, the Earth formed over billions of years, and that dinosaurs were among the first animals that evolved after the Earth became habitable.

By the way, the Bible DOES have fact and proof, but just because it's a history textbook doesn't mean that that fact and proof is going to be in the Bible itself. It's all around! I can mention SEVERAL things that are facts and proof!

I've already mentioned Phillistine and Hittite archaeology, Noah's Ark, and the Dead Sea Scrolls, what about Christ's tomb? One of the "reasons" given for it being empty is that the apostles smuggled Him out, but there were armed guards outside, the stone wheel in front was easily several thousand pounds, and with the wounds given to Him during the ordeal, He'd have died in the tomb if He wasn't dead already. It's also said that a Roman soldier stabbed Him in the side with a spear and He didn't even move in response. Only a corpse could do that, and He was one at that point. The stone didn't move itself; it was either Christ or the angel at the tomb that did it. And unless those guards had narcolepsy (which I seriously doubt, given the high standard the Roman army had with its men), the angel had to have literally put them to sleep.

Another "reason" was that He was never dead to begin with. Again, the wounds. Who would still be alive after that? If those wounds were put on an elephant, the person who did that in the first place would be dead because the elephant turned them into jelly, but a human would die from those wounds. Also, how would he have sustained himself? Plus, I'll bet it got pretty hot in that tomb, what with the stone blocking it.

Another is that the people who were said to be present when He went back to heaven were hallucinating. Since when do several hundred people have the same hallucination? Today, one guy could be in Hawaii, another in a sunken submarine, and another would be made of broccoli. Those three wouldn't be having the same hallucination, it's physically, psychologically, and theoretically impossible. The only thing left to say against Him would be that He didn't exist, but why would there be a history of Him if He wasn't real? The logical assumption anybody could make after carefully studying these facts is that there is a God, His son is in Heaven, there's a Hell, and you're likely to go there yourself if you don't shape up. Of course, I'm not telling you to; I'm just giving the facts to show that I'm not insane (although I am a little bit tired at this point, both from general stupidity of those I communicate with and from exhaustion).

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-15 09:42:19

...I should say those "Christians" who DON'T believe the Bible is a history book give real Christians a bad name. There's an example of how being tired affects my thinking.

full-metal-albatross 2010-07-15 09:42:19 (Updated 2010-07-17 22:53:54)

wow.... You really are one of those people who tries to sound smart. Almost everything you just said was not followed by supporting information and you are basically talking out of your ass. Good job. That long paragraph of nonsense makes me think you are just saying this stuff for the sake of argument. I don't think you believe in anything you have just said because you're not THAT stupid. The only way the stone in front of Jesus' tomb could have been moved was by an angel? Really? Read that sentence over a few times and realize how incredibly stupid that sounds. Dinosaurs were not one of the first animals to exist, there were plenty of sub-species long before dinosaurs. Evolution has been proven and you can go google it if you want, there are plenty of facts and evidence to back it up, unlike the bible.

I'm just going to believe that you don't actually believe anything you've said and you're just trying to stir up a debate for fun.

full-metal-petticoat 2010-07-18 03:27:26

WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously though.... WOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-19 19:47:52

Oh, I'M talking out my ass. Since when are you a Christian? Say never, cos you admitted that yourself.

And no, I actually believe this stuff. Just like you believe in evolution which is WRONG.

full-metal-albatross 2010-07-19 19:47:52 (Updated 2010-07-19 20:37:28)

saying evolution is WRONG is such an ignorant statement, seriously, get your head out of your ass.

"Oh, I'M talking out my ass. Since when are you a Christian? Say never, cos you admitted that yourself." That's what I'm talking about, how did you just refute that you weren't talking out of your ass? You didn't, you stated you were talking out of your ass as a question but instead of telling me why you weren't, you asked me since when was I a christian. So you haven't proven anything for your side of the argument except that you're an idiot. You really need to learn how to debate instead of just saying random things and never supporting your ideas.

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-19 19:51:38

By the way, I don't TRY to sound smart. I have intelligence, just like you, only I express it.

full-metal-albatross 2010-07-19 19:51:38

I haven't seen you express a single intelligent comment. Maybe the dean should get his money back.

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-19 19:57:34

Another thing:

Making fun of my obesity? Are you seriously trying to be as pathetic as those cigars make you look? At least I can breathe. You, meanwhile, seem to derive pleasure from nothing but being a griefer.

This really makes it seem like you lie about how many friends you have. I'll change that; I don't have many friends. However, I'm about to buy several dollars worth of birthday gifts for a friend of mine who just turned fifteen. I don't know what kind of relationship you may have with whatever friends you have, but me and my friends are pretty tight. The only reasons why they haven't flamed you is because (1) they don't have immediate access to the internet, (2) they don't have NG accounts, and (3) I haven't told them about this because I feel no need to.

full-metal-albatross 2010-07-19 19:57:34

oh good lord, several dollars on a gift? You must be a cheap bastard. I think that's hilarious that your good friend is 15 and you're 17, obviously people your own age hate you. How could I possibly get "flamed" by your "friends" when all they could possibly do is try and make fun of me on a website. I made fun of your obesity because it was funny and the people who saw it thought so too. I wouldn't be too sure about you being able to breathe because the fatter you get, the harder it is to breathe. The fat constricts on your airway and nasal cavity making it harder to breathe and you get winded by any activity. So, I think being obese is worse than smoking once in a while my friend.

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-20 15:11:56

Actually, no, I just spent sixty dollars.

full-metal-albatross 2010-07-20 15:11:56

then why did you say several dollars? Who the fuck refers to $60 as several dollars?

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-20 15:14:12

And trust me, being obese is actually better. By the statement "I can breathe," I meant I'm not coughing all kinds of crap.

full-metal-albatross 2010-07-20 15:14:12

What do you mean all kinds of crap? We don't all eat shit like you do. I rarely ever cough when I smoke and I assure you, there is no fecal matter coming out of my mouth when I do.

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-07-28 13:50:07

Your statements only make me laugh my ass off. If there was crap coming out of my mouth, then I would literally be talking out my ass.

full-metal-albatross 2010-07-28 13:50:07

You really need to go back to school before you try and argue with me on my level.

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-08-31 03:02:26

News flash, I'm in school! I'm also known for some convincing arguments within school, and some outside. Perhaps it's you who needs to re-enroll.

Actually, I should say that you DEFINITELY need to re-enroll. Every single recent review of my stuff, you veer off. You're aiming at the wrong target, and you're getting penalized for it, as always. Haven't you noticed that a good deal of your audio reviews are considered useless? That should be saying something.

full-metal-albatross 2010-08-31 03:02:26

it only takes one treviabot to mark my reviews as useless. Obviously I'm not actually reviewing that filth you call music. You've been known? Just because you've been known to do something does not mean you do it all the time or even more than once for that matter. Treviabot92, you are one silly son of a bitch.

SouthAsian 2010-10-20 12:42:08

I dont believe he was divine but that he was a real guy living in the Middle East just one of the dozens of Jewish individuals who tried to bring about change in their Jewish roman dominated society.

full-metal-albatross 2010-10-20 12:42:08

That's a refreshing insight my good man, that is 100% plausible. You silly south asians always seem to find an answer to everything. What with your witchcraft and Beegee's music you just got 6 months ago

Treviabot92-Virstein 2010-12-15 23:22:03

You got to know when to hold 'em
...know when to fold 'em
...know when to walk away
...and know when to run.

full-metal-albatross 2010-12-15 23:22:03

You got to know when to kill 'em
...know when to fill 'em
...know when to talk away
...and know when to finish the job and hide them under your house, and also put lime under there to cover the smell and then act like nothing happened and pretend you know nothing about the victims when, in fact, you know exactly what happened and when the cops finally catch up with you, THEN, then, you should know when to run.

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