full-metal-albatross's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sketchy Friends Dance]

You know what really grinds my gears?

When you're at a nice restaurant and little baby-son-of-a-bitch is screaming his head off! Parents need to control their kids!

So how are you doing? I'm just sitting here watching some flashes and I dunno, the whole "Circus from Hell" style you got goin' on is all well and good but, where is the cheesecake? Honestly you call yourself an animator!

TheBoogley responds:

mmm cheesecakes made from baby-son-of-a-bitch fat.

[Flash Kabob 1]

alright...

I'm not gonna be one of those faggots who is like "OMG 10 FOR TEH MUSIC" and I am sure as hell not gonna be like, "This is your first flash so you get reviewed easily." I understand it's your first flash but ffs why do you have to draw sticks. Cause they're easy to animate? A stickman and a well drawn picture are the same thing. If you can make a stick man jump across a room then you can make arms on a decently drawn picture move. Do you understand what I'm saying? This isnt a HATE review, I am telling you that just because you're new doesn't mean you HAVE TO USE STICKS holy shit. After saying that I would have given you a 5 out of 10 HOWEVER, I noticed you left a review on scriball, that is an excellent game and you gave it a 6. Because it's too hard? What the hell is wrong with you, Batman for NES is hard but it's also a great game! "this game has a brain that wants people to punch their moniter." WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? Do you mean it's frustrating? don't even bother leaving a comment on this because A) this shit was blammed or B) I don't give a fuck what you have to say.

ClasSik responds:

k well, i didnt review any of your stuff.. but yea i guess thanks for the critisism

[The Misters: Nice to Meet]

AHAHAHA

I'm glad I get to rate and review the first of a flash that will probably get huge feedback and get front paged. Great humor and hilarious spin on the children series of mr. men. I look forward to future episodes and I would appreciate a date posted on your page or some kind of message as to when you submit the next one. I am also recommending this for at least a front page if not an award. Great job.
-FMA

pawlakt responds:

thanks! I didnt expect such an awesome comment on this one! I glad you liked it and I havent started the next one yet, so a release date would not be a very good idea on my part! But if you ever want to check up on my current work in progress, there's a page on my website that you can goto...
http://www.pwlk.net/tyler/current_wor k.php
or... you can visit my blog at
http://tyler.pwlk.net/blog/

[A Kitty Krew Kristmas]

another fail.

At the beginning the intro was epic and I was actually gonna vote 5 and I thought you did something serious and gay but I was wrong. I see you really have no idea how to animate because most of the flash was effects like flip or rotate. I'm sure you hear this al the time but you are incredibly annoying with a very high voice lol. When you got to high school I will laugh because you're going to get beat up. to all you 8 year olds who like this get off newgrounds we don't like you. Every movie the kitty krew has ever released has been an epic fail. I understand you purposely try to make bad flashes that are so terrible it's funny but you totally missed that. EPIC FAIL!
-FMA

Fautzo responds:

So why is it on your favorites then?

Edit: Lulz, I see you have taken it off now.

[Random Kingdom]

hey

I just checked back to see if a new kingdom hearts was out but instead I found this. I thoroughly enjoy randomness and characters from many popular movies/shows/games made this an awesome flash. I wish you would make another and let me do a voice perhaps? hmm? no? oh alright fine.... I can do sean connery and other stuff...... Aw well I still enjoy all your stuff.

KobraEditing responds:

Haha. I liked it myself, but it didn't do all that well. Luckily, this one did not take forever to make. Thanks!

[The Last Minute Shopper]

umm wow

I totally agree with FrazarHuard 100%. I was going to write a review just like that but thanks to him I'm saved a couple paragraphs. One thing I would like to add is that You're whole anti-hero thing was very lame and just annoyed the bejesus outta me. Especially that little, "huh or hmph" thing after you say some stupid sentence about christmas and what-not. It's really anime style and personally I hate anime but you just did it worse. Anyhow great animation but everything else blows big time.

knobbywood responds:

we're all entitled to our opinion, right! Anyway, thanx for watching:)

[Emo Boy Ep.1]

lol

pretty easy to make the persons user-name appear in the message (Computer Science 20) But not enough people do that or even know how to apparently. Very funny I read some reviews and they are like, omg thankyou or why me I just laughed. Anyhow pretty decent flash I hate emos and that definately was emo. High five

cHunter responds:

haha, thanks man. Yeah, it's an extremely easy trick to do. For awhile I was just calling the viewer gay and other such insults. I loved getting all the angry PMs. :3

[Robotic Octopus Snowman]

lol

just rolls up on Santa and casually stabs him oh man i lol'ed. Nice animation too kudos.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

wizzle wee

[MHQ ED3: OP]

oh god no

it was like a Japanese nightmare from hell. I liked your artwork you sure captured the gayness potential metroid has. I'm not saying your art was bad but what you drew creeped me right the fuck out. Some weird gay stuff going on between the robots and then splashing water on a little girl? wtf! is there something you wanna tell us or is this flash your way of letting everyone know you like little girls? At any rate I give you an 8/10 for the hands clapping at the beginning. I don't know why that part is awesome to me, it just is.

flyboy42 responds:

No little girls were in this animation. nor were there robots.
I assume you mean the shape shifting fly_boy42 and wearig-a-powersuit strafehunter

And yeah, it's totally gay to watch an anime with cute girls in it, yeah, strait men never look at cute girls.

I'm not into little girls, I stated that when I said kodomo no jikan was terrible.

[Kingdom Hearts Anime pt4]

me again..

Hey I just caught this in the submissions and I was so excited. The last one I was little harsh but like I said that level sucks. This episode however was excellent. Some people don't like your voice-overs but I think you're doing a fine job. Was that really Kairi's voice or was that also a voice-over because it was really well done. Sounded just like her. The drawing was well done as always I think you really captured the art style especially this time. I only have one problem with this one and it is that when you are talking to sid and its that behind view. He has his hands on his sides and his right hand looks like a gorilla hand, its weird. I JK I don't care I was just trying to find something about this to critique but its too good. I can't wait to have all the episodes one day in the future and watch them all in succession. YOUR AWESOME

KobraEditing responds:

Thank you. I am really glad you like them, it doesn't seem that enough people do.