full-metal-albatross's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[L4D Short: Starring Louis]

jesus...

I realize that this is a tribute and that it is not meant to have a story or any comedic value. That being said this is a stick animation, although good quality, it is still just a stick animation. I read through some of your responses and I found that it took you a month to complete this? Seriously, you could have gotten voice actors in that time to say 3 lines. I cannot believe this was front-paged and won an award! This isn't crap but it is not even close to being good enough for anything other than MAYBE an honorable mention. So rating this in the league of other flashes on the front page I give it a 4.

I would feel bad not noting that while in fact they have not released any DLC, perhaps they decided Left4Dead 2 would be a safer bet and they would have DLC for it instead. So when you purchase Left4Dead2 and stop playing the original, you will have plenty of DLC within a month of the second games release.

Also: If you respond to this, don't bother talking about my flash skills compared to yours. As I see you have for so many others. There is no need for that because my flashes have all been done in 5 minutes with little to no effort at all. Just like the good content on the front page and this flash, they don't belong in the same league.

StealthBeast responds:

You admit that this is of good quality, and also admit that you are prejudicing against it specifically because it is a stick animation. I'm left to believe then, that you would have voted low on this no matter how amazing this was. I therefore can't take your review seriously.

Also: I most certainly will talk about your flash skills, as it's a legitimate factor. In the approximatly 230 reviews I have responded to thus far, only 1 of them that was negative had any notable skill in flash.. And that's really stretching it, because they weren't really that great either... I'm not saying you need to be a great artist for me to take your simple critisisms seriously, but if your gonna give me a half-page, Steven-Spielberg critique, you better at least know what you're talking about.

[Batman: Bright Day]

HI-larious

I don't know why some think this isn't funny. I think the art is cool and the fact that the mouth animation isn't THAT great but it doesn't matter, the joke itself is funny and we were all thinking it. SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK...

[Message In A Bottle]

nice video

This is a nice video that WOULD have been good if you didn't use this piece of shit version of the original song. They completely butchered and it is incredibly irritating to listen to.

good suggestion: Delete this, put in the ORIGINAL version by The Police and then this this will be an outstanding flash.

[30 Feet Mario br]

It's alright

I think I would have actually liked this if there was any sound. I'm sure you will just delete this and then re-submit it. The animation deserves a five though.

[From the Heart]

lol

Short, funny and well done. Great job man on a hilarious parody.

[Fatherly Bonds]

awesome

It was like watching double dragon with Well drawn Newgrounds characters. Hardcore fight scenes but with comical scenes as well. The ending was the funniest and best ending ever.

[MovieMakers]

OUTstanding.

Animation? Good!
Jokes? Good!
Voice acting? Good!

What's not to like? Honestly. The way you presented the movie and the story itself is awesome in every sense of the word. This is how you make a good flash movie. The opening credits were of first-class quality and I loved the scrolling time lapse when they were filming. Well done.

[F-Bombs and Potatoes]

awesome

random, well animated and funny make this flash hilarious. The way you animated the Cat when he was singing was awesome. Both the potato song and the F**K you song were hilarious. I'm going to go check out the rest of your stuff right now.

[Scoot With Lightsaber]

"Also please take note that it's EXTREMELY short."

What? You're dick?

[Stupid Pokemon Trainer]

wow

I'm not being harsh, but for a major animation that was not good. The whole joke with the pikachu took forever and just wasn't funny. You get a 5 for effort and the song at the end. Keep trying but in the future don't let the build up for a "joke" last so long.