Talk to corporate
(like a boss)
Approve memos
(like a boss)
Lead a workshop
(like a boss)
Remember birthdays
(like a boss)
Direct work-flow
(like a boss)
My own bathroom
(like a boss)
Micro-manage
(like a boss)
Promote synergy
(like a boss)

Hit on Deborah
(like a boss)
Get rejected
(like a boss)
Swallow sadness
(like a boss)
Send some faxes
(like a boss)
Call a sex line
(like a boss)
Cry deeply
(like a boss)
Demand a refund
(like a boss)
Eat a bagel
(like a boss)

Harassment Lawsuit
(like a boss)
No Promotion
(like a boss)
5th of vodka
(like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk
(like a boss)
Bite a gun
(like a boss)
In my mouth
(like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out
(like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk
(like a boss)
Jump out the windows
(like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick
(like a boss)
Snort some coke
(like a boss)
Crash my car
(like a boss)
Suck my own dick
(like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips
(like a boss)

Chop my balls off
(like a boss)
Black out in the sewer
(like a boss)
Meet a giant fish
(like a boss)
Fuck his brains out
(like a boss)
Turn into a jet
(like a boss)
Bomb the Russians
(like a boss)
Crash into the Sun
(like a boss)
Now I'm dead
(like a boss)