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full-metal-albatross
I'm just a man and this is a website and that's a hat. I have the creativity to make something great but lack the motivation so I just say fuck it and create shitty flashes. I have been known to rap and I will spend several dollars on a present for you.

Age 33, Male

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Regina, SK

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Posted by full-metal-albatross - March 24th, 2009


LOL this game is awesome and this is just the character I made. His name is Enrike' and there is nothing he likes to do more, other than combing his chest hair, than wrestle with big sweaty men.

edit: By the way, I made him from scratch.

3d fighting: bloody rage 2


Posted by full-metal-albatross - March 12th, 2009


Didja ever watch Full House? Didja ever watch Americas Funniest Home Videos? Didja ever watch a few shitty movies with a fag in it? Well then you have probably seen Bob Saget.
Now you're probably asking yourself, "Hey that guys a douche!"
Right after that you're also probably asking yourself, "Wtf that wasn't a question..."

Well I have the answer! (Wtf? Answer to what?) Bob Saget is the only Jewish man in the world who isn't funny! Yes it's true. I know I didn't believe it at first but I found out later that in fact, he is a jew AND he is-NOT-FUNNY-AT-ALL!

If you want to join the Anti-Saget movement and send that skinny mama's boy straight into the sun, just leave a comment and I will contact you through telekinesis.
Remember that number is, 1-800-555-Fuck-Bob-Saget-that-bastard-
jew-who-isn't-funny.

By the way I'm not racist, I'm Saget-ist. If you believe that you're a retard.

Hey kids! It's Bob Saget!


Posted by full-metal-albatross - March 1st, 2009


Hey I have some original Pixel art and a not-so-original portrait of Strong Bad, Homestar and The Cheat. PIXEL STYLE.. tell me what you think cause I just might be making a game out of it!

Edit: By the way the little guy who I keep drawing in different costumes is call Super Mega Construction Man!

Pixel Art


Posted by full-metal-albatross - December 17th, 2008


Hey I just made a new profile picture because the last one made me look stupid! Anyways this is just a really basic way of me saying I love Newgrounds and when you receive a review from me I have My own tag, -FMA so that you know the review is by a person with knowledge about games/flash movies and it is purely constructive criticism.

*I am looking for people to join me in a collaboration so if you can use flash and you wanna have some fun send me a message! :D

New Profile Picture


Posted by full-metal-albatross - November 20th, 2008


Are heads supposed to go that way?

Broken neck


Posted by full-metal-albatross - November 10th, 2008


Hey, I am a huge Xbox360 fan and this is just a screenshot of me pwning some dude. Pretty epic I think.

nothin' special